The world's most important machine belongs to me.
I have created the first ever French fry rejuvenator.
Finally, a machine that regenerates French fry freshness regardless of age. Hour old to month stale fries can be restored to their inception freshness in under 60 seconds.
The technology is fairly complicated and a lot of my research is written in sandscript, but the proof is in the pudding, fry pudding that is.
To capture this market before it explodes, I have started a corporation, Long Live Fries Inc. (LLF). LLF can rejuvenate any style of fry, French, potato, home even hash browns.
Simply send your fries to the address below in a sealed box or envelope. I will revive your French fries to pristine freshness and ship them back to you for your approval.
First time fry fresheners pay a one-time fee of $111.11. All following fry rejuvenations are only $11.11. LLF does offer discounted memberships for frequent renewers.
Please allow 4-6 weeks for delivery.
Unfortunately, since satisfaction is based on opinion, LLF can not offer refunds. Please feel free to ask any questions, leave concerns or just tell us how great your fries taste at www.LongLiveFries.org
Who wants ketchup?
Long Live Fries
P.O. box 34234-3234
Orlando, FL 45345-3423
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